census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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