ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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