Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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