We're facebook friends in real life
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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