K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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