If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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