very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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