Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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