i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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