And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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