at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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