This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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