Do vagina's smell?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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