"it" just moved
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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