Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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