: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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