Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
