Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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