I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Dignity is for republicans.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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