Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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