How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
