It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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