Buhtt sex?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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