that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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