I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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