My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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