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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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(925): View more from California

He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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(443): View more from Maryland

do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.

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(407): View more from Florida

Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

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(574): View more from Indiana

You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

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(614): View more from Ohio

ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.

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