We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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