I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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