doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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