dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
