It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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