Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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