Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
my poor anus
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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