why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
