how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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