Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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