5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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