He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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