So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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