i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
