awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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