I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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