I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is Oprah even human
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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