Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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