Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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