Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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