normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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