Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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