We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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