so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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