did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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