Don't you send me to vm
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
