I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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