cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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