Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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